The army is my boyfriend’s mistress & sometimes that bitch gets all the attention.
It’s funny because it’s true…
It’s not being able to call them when you’ve had an absolutely horrible day. It’s not being able to text them in the middle of the day just to say “hey, i was thinking of you.” It’s not being able to go on Saturday night dates with them. It’s not being able to watch Dear John, The Notebook,…